In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
Today my friend told me that his older brother locks him in the closet so often that his mom leaves a whistle there so she knows to get him out
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
Growing up I always heard the phrase,
"If you want something bad enough, it will be yours."
but you’re not mine. I couldn’t have wanted anything more than I wanted you.